Chartrand…

Thoughts to ponder while fishing

David Chartrand

The federal government may shut down for a few weeks. The Kansas court system may furlough for seven weeks. I say the rest of us call it a month and go fishing. (EDITOR’S NOTE: OK…I think I will!)

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Dumb Celebrity Quote of the Month:

“I make Jessica Simpson look like a rock scientist.”

— Tara Reid, model-actress

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Dumb Celebrity Quote of the Month, Runner-Up:

“I am for the death penalty. A person who commits terrible acts must get a fitting punishment. That way he learns the lesson for the next time.”

— Britney Spears, singer-songwriter